The Chronicles of AhSia (guest starring the incredicle hock)

What would heroes in this universe do without the existence of super-villain and menaces, evil beings and monkeys.


Let me unveil the first super menace of our blog! *symphony music started playing*
WTF! PLAY SOME OTHER TUNE! (mus be the deed of MMM, adding lame symphony tune into our library of heroic soundtracks)
*a mysteriously evil tune started playing*
Erm hum! Our blog first featured menace: THE MENACING AH SIA KIA!! A.K.A RICH MAN'S KID WHO ALSO ACTS SISSY.


Ok since this is his first appearance lets not go too hard on him...


Hock: hey u AH SIA! how r u going home today??
Ah Sia: Urm my mum a.k.a my personal chauffeur would be fetching.
Hock: Urm... hock thought ur hse is only 5mins away??
Ah Sia: Oh sorry but *pulling up his jeans revealing his calf* look at my muscles there.. they r so puny(emphasized the word puny proudly)


HOCK IMMEDIATELY TURNED NASTY GREEN while Ah Sia stare helplessly at him. BOOM! BOOM!!!! BOOM!!! Ah Sia was totally caught off guard by the ferocious HOCK PUNCH! (heard ah sia muttering something like he was gonna call his dad a.k.a his personal body guard but Hock gives no damn) BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!! Ah Sia was lying unconscious on the concrete floor bleeding from all holes. TELL UR WIFE NEXT TIME THAT U HAVE A PUNY D**K TOO! PIECE OF TRASH!


AND ONCE AGAIN THE NATION IS MADE MORE PLEASANT BY THE INCREDIBLE HOCK!!

INtroduction! Girl Power!

*Symphony Music begins to play*

A Superheroine walks up to the stage.

ERM HUM*clears throat*

"all right ppl i hereby announce that ME the WONDERFUL, AMAZING INCREDIBLE, FORMIDABLE, NINTH WONDER OF THE WORLD will be part of this kinda lame blog from now on. ahahahaha~~~!!! and my no. will be no.5!! anyways i am also known as MMM or meaningless mingming to some, such an ironic name to such an amazing hero like me isn't it?"

*pandemonium broke out among the other HEROES. Coca cola cans and slippers are thrown*

"Ouch ouch! WAD? GET OUT?! NOOO!*evil smile*"

"ok shall not crap anymore=) HAVE A GOOD DAY!MY FELLOWS UNDERLINGS"

*more rubbish were thrown*

PS: i noe this caplocks thing is irritating but dun worry it is only for this special introduction post>.<

Valentines

To Ban: Hail the incredible Hock! The ever incredible person who can make an amazing joke out of anything! I love your craziness and your wit! The incredible ability to cheer us up! Although you are the number one pang-seh kia among the three of the heroes, I want you to know that we won't ever hold it against you. Haha i hope your gf wun be jealous, but we all love you! hahaha gay post. Happy valentines and good luck!

To freeze: Yo freeze. The ever ever ever nice and listening cousin. Always so nice to me and always listening intently to my worries. You are like a best friend to me, truly. I remembered your conversation with me after the disappointment of YSC 2007. You listened to what i had to say, and replied to me the most encouraging and meaningful words that really made me stand up again so quickly. Thank you for just being there for me all this while. Yea we love you too! Happy valentines!

Mission Bin

Hello Heroes!

I miss this place. Let's go? =D

Think of the fun we'll have! You know I realise I've never been there with Hock?

We can wake up early to cycle/canoe/swim! At night we can have *creepy* night walks. Exciting right?!?!

Come on! I so so so do wana go!

A Heroic Reunion

***News Flash***

Acting on an anonymous tip-off, the "Heroes Daily" news team sent an elite group of paparazzis to check out the House of B(ui). The source has suggested that there could be a secret and private meeting of the 3 greatest heroes of all time, the Incredible Hock, Fantastic Freeze and the Astonishing Bui. A private meeting could suggest a discussion of new strategies, or a meeting to discuss a huge disaster that is imminent. Whatever it is, the news team set foot to dig up the truth.

Owing to the fact that the 3 heroes, especially the Astonishing Bui, have an enhanced sense of smell and could smell "a rat" from afar, the news team sent the most experienced group. Furthermore, the House of B is heavily secured by electronic gadgets and an amateur reporter will trigger off the alarm without even setting an inch of his foot in the compound.

The group decided to use a mechanical rat to accomplish their task. The rat is set loose in the house to distract the heroes so that they could be photographed secretly.

The following are pictures captured. All pictures are property of "Heroes Daily"

The suiave heroes hanging around, trying to find something to do.

The always fantastic Freeze caught the rat first, but that created much unhappiness as the bored heroes had nothing else to do. Thus, he let the rat off again.

The Bui caught the rat next and the Hock was seen giving a smirk. (Actually the news team thinks that he was just simply disgusted at Bui's act-cuteness and not jealous of Bui's catch.) After the picture was taken, the rat wheezed out of Bui's hand to the surprise of the heroes.

Fearing that the rat might be dangerous, (such as a bomb sent to assasinate them) the heroes grew afraid and launch an all out search. However, it ended up that MMM saved the day. What a disappointing ending.

THe turn of events suggests that MMM might become the greatest hero of all time.....

This is alpha paparazzi team reporting......

M M M Strikes Back

Yes! The Meaningless Ming Ming is back! She just posted me a question that require high level of intelligent thinking and grinding of the mind.

Let me share the smart question with all of you friends out there:
(those with unstable mental state are advise to avoid attempt esp. Bui)

"Cha Siew" Bao and "Plain" Bao went to catch an film together. "Cha Siew" Bao can't control its sobs throughout the emotional film while Plain Bao didn't even produce a single tear. Why?