Heroic Adventures of Heroes Three

Saturday 22nd March

There are reports of a giant bee terrorizing the public at botanic gardens
The heroesthree went at once to save the day.

Before taking on the dreaded bee, the heroes three rehearse their newly developed fighting stance -- mad hugger primate on fat greedy pig, aka gay hugger stance.

However, when the giant bee showed itself, the hulk couldn't get angry enough to fight!!
The amazing Bui was gonna have a competition soon so he decided to play safe and not take on the bee.

That leaves fantastic freeze to fight alone. He whipped out his trusty "ultimate killer lightning thunder extremely scary ultra powerful intimidating umbereeeellia" ancient relic sword to engage in combat.


It works as a shield too (=


As Astonishing Bui could not engage in hand to hand combat, he had to resort to using big guns as range support.

Freeze gone mad.（走火入魔）After practising his "rain freeze" skill (it was raining during the whole frgging trip so hock suggested freeze freeze the rain), freeze went crazy and started firing upon his teammate the Bui. However, the Bui is too powerful to take any damage. Note the amused look on his face xD

IQ Question

Lol the Incredible Hock just loves to ask IQ questions.

I guess it is probably to boost his ego when others cannot answer xD.

Come on hock, you are intelligent enough (though not as smart as the bui).

You don't have to resort to annoying IQ questions to raise your self esteem!

Sorry Hock,

The amazing Bui is gonna post the answer right here for everyone.

Firstly, you fill the 5 litre jar.

Fill the 3 litre jar full from the 5 litre one.

So, now you have:

2 litres in the 5 litre jar.

Pour all the water from the 3 litre jar away.

Pour the 2 litres from the 5 litre jar into the 3 litre jar.

Next, fill the 5 litre jar again.

Fill the 3 litre jar. (It already has 2 litres inside so you would only need 1 litre)

Which means, the 5 litre jar now has 4 litres!

MMM is clueless...

Hock: Hey MMM! I have an IQ question for you!!


MMM (producing the nub look as usual) : What?


Hock (feeling less enthusiastic) : ok here goes... when you have a large pile of water (at least 1000 litres) and you are given a 3 litre jar n 5 litre jar (both irregular shapes). How would you be able to get 4 litres of water together?


MMM: Duh?? Jus get yourself a 4 litre jar toot head!


Hock (Semi-hocking up): garghhhh.... If the answer is so damn simple then it wont need no IQ! toot head!


MMM (still looking indifferent): But why in the world would people be so stupid. Getting a 4 litre is still a wiser option.


Hock (took a deep breath) : Ok lets put it this way, you have a very special plant that requires exactly 4 litres of water (in one shot) everyday if not it would die. One day u discovered that there is a hole in your 4 litre jar n u r left with ur 3 n 5 litre jar to measure. How would you be able to provide the plant with exactly 4 litres of water in one go? Any it is a public holiday!! All SHOPS are CLOSE!! So no buying of JAR!!


MMM: urm... wat kind of plant is that? Does that plant even exist????



ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

teletubbies!

tinky winky! dipsy! laalaa! po! doesnt this bring back memories=)) hehe. i am totally destroying the image of this blog LOL

JUST DO IT!

since this blog is soo dead i shall do a good deed and post some rubbish=)

ok i am feeling so guilty right now-.-MMM has been slacking away and shamelessly procrastinating on doing her work for the past few days T.T argh homework sux!! so basically i haven done or even touched any of my "holiday" hw that has already pile up so high that i can't even see its ends-.-from last friday until now, which is like wad? 5 days?!. OMG!! wad a soul-destroyingly depressing fact*slap my hand on the face and rub it to my neck*....i am so gonna die>.<

ok thats juz some of my rambling=)) wad i am actually posting on is about the nike slogan : just do it . chatting with my friends juz now and complaining about hw, one of them said that her mother juz told her to "just do it" instead of grumbling. and one time walking on the streets i saw a man wearing a tee shirt with the slogan "just did it" lol which is obviously a sarcastic reply to the nike slogan. no wonder nike is doing so good in business(owing to mothers) hahas jk.

MY SLOGAN: homework sux and it always will!

Unsung Hero

Yong Liang and his Date with Death

Greetings to all heroes out there now reading. Many of you out there, unknown and anonymous to the rest of the World.

But Today, it shall be made known to every hero, the courage of Mr. Chua Yong Liang.

Unfortunately, I don't have a better picture of him.

Today, during the late morning, Yong Liang and I decided to clean up a little for our Scout rooms. We have two rooms, a make-shift room under the staircase and a part of our school's unused rifle range.

The problem with our rooms is the chaotic state it is in. How dirty is it? Well, our store includes equipment like wooden poles, marina ropes (click here for refernce -> lashing ropes), mallets, parangs, kayaks, canvas sheets, tents.

Try to imagine a room with everything mixed around on the floor, racks. Now, picture them with rodents, lizards, cockroaches crawling in and out of the rubble. That is a very close representative of how our rooms look like, although a cockroach or lizard is very hard to come by.

However, it was not just lizards, cockroaches or rodents for that matter this time.

But a COBRA.

What happened was, we were initially cleaning out the make-shift room under the staircase first but Yong Liang went to look for more ropes to "one shot clear all" in the rifle range.

So he went into the rifle range and start looking under the canvas sheets and poles to collect the ropes, and also tidy up a little at the same time.

[Yong Liang's recollection from here]

As he was clearing, he heard a hissing sound. Very similar to a handphone vibrating in silent mode. And fortunately, he remembers that his phone is not with him!

Looking around brings him face to face to the Cobra. All flustered with its wings open, hissing for all its life is worth, poised just beside the exit as if gaurding the possible exit of its prey. With the snake ready to strike, any man would have their balls shrinking or a possible fusion.

Frozen with fear, Yong Liang stepped back slowly. And heaven and lady luck smiled upon him, as while he retreated further into the room the snake became less aggressive.

It took awhile before Yong Liang slowly inched his way out of the rifle range.

I think the courage and guts Yong Liang has shown is really commendable, for the sight of the Cobra with its wings open and hissing was really intimidating. It actually almost gave off an aura of danger.

Close Shave.

!@#^!*$

!!!! Talking about suckers!
My knee got screwed by some fat ass larhh!
He go throw the guy on my leg then it bended sideways :'(
Competition is like 2 WEEKS AWAY.
!@!#*&!(@& Dammit larhhhh

Damn worried )-=

ReAppearance

Back! From the depths of Hell I come. The Fantastic Freeze has loads to complain about, all bottled within. However, being the magnanimous hero he is, it shan't be pursued.

The purpose of today's post also do not permit the air-ing of such grievance.

You Eat SH*T!

HeHex. The Fantastic Freeze, the Fantastic Hero, has once again triumphed over evil. In the process of doing so, vanquished / destroyed / annihilated every entity that emanate any foul presence. It was never an easy road I took. Reference books were scoured for the steps and procedures for the cleansing of Earth.

Today is the day, all heroes shall rejoice.

Im back. From the depths of Hell.

The Fantastic Freeze

On another note, Welcome No. 5! Hahax! This feels like the "L" thing la.