Grant Grant Ga Ga

This villian is really losing it..haha
At a press conference after winning 1-0 against wigan on 170408

A deserved win Avram?
Yes

What in particular pleased you about this performance?
I am pleased.

What in particular pleased you?
[A long pause] I don't know.

Is it a relief to win here?
Yes.

You seem lost for words by the performance. Are you more satisfied with the performance or the victory?
Both.

You seem distracted. Do you have a problem?
No problem.

Is there an issue?
No. I am ok. I have nothing to say.

Do you have a message for the Chelsea fans?
Do you represent the Chelsea fans?

They [the fans] must believe you are still in the title race, do you have a message for them?
No message.

Does this result mean you are back in it now?
I don't know.

How many steps have you climbed to undertake this press conference?
I don't know.

You seem less voluble than usual. Is it because of Sky TV moving the game to a Thursday?
Maybe it's because of you. I don't know. I am ok.

You are saying that you don't know if you are still in the title race?
No.

Is it easier to say nothing Avram?
I don't know what to answer. It is a good question. I don't know what to answer.

Is this because of Sky?
No. Sky is ok. I enjoy watching them.

Is it a protest against newspapers?
No. Why?

Why else would you come in and refuse to answer our questions?
I answer every question.

You are two points behind Manchester United and you don't know if you are still in the title race?
No.

Have you told the players that you don't know if you are back in the title race?
What I tell the players is something else. You want me to tell you what I say to the players?

We just want you to answer the question really. Are you in the title race?
I don't know.

Would you not like to gain some positive publicity for the result rather than this bizarre silence?
I'm sorry. You can write whatever you want and I can answer what I want.

Michael Ballack?
Injured.

What's his problem?
Ask the doctor.

He's not here Avram.
We'll call him then.

Have you ever played the yes/no game Avram?

[Grant gets up and leaves.]

Freeze, The Tamer

A Riddle from Einstein

In a street there are five houses, painted five different colours.

In each house lives a person of different nationality.

These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

THE QUESTION : WHO OWNS THE FISH ?

HINTS :

1. The Brit lives in a red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The Green house is on the left of the White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.

*ALBERT EINSTEIN WROTE THIS RIDDLE DURING THE EARLY 19th CENTURY. HE SAID THAT 98% OF THE WORLDS' POPULATION WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO SOLVE IT.

I saw this on a my friend's blog [MaximumWell]. Have fun solving! =)

Heroic Adventures of Heroes Three

Saturday 22nd March

There are reports of a giant bee terrorizing the public at botanic gardens
The heroesthree went at once to save the day.

Before taking on the dreaded bee, the heroes three rehearse their newly developed fighting stance -- mad hugger primate on fat greedy pig, aka gay hugger stance.

However, when the giant bee showed itself, the hulk couldn't get angry enough to fight!!
The amazing Bui was gonna have a competition soon so he decided to play safe and not take on the bee.

That leaves fantastic freeze to fight alone. He whipped out his trusty "ultimate killer lightning thunder extremely scary ultra powerful intimidating umbereeeellia" ancient relic sword to engage in combat.


It works as a shield too (=


As Astonishing Bui could not engage in hand to hand combat, he had to resort to using big guns as range support.

Freeze gone mad.（走火入魔）After practising his "rain freeze" skill (it was raining during the whole frgging trip so hock suggested freeze freeze the rain), freeze went crazy and started firing upon his teammate the Bui. However, the Bui is too powerful to take any damage. Note the amused look on his face xD

IQ Question

Lol the Incredible Hock just loves to ask IQ questions.

I guess it is probably to boost his ego when others cannot answer xD.

Come on hock, you are intelligent enough (though not as smart as the bui).

You don't have to resort to annoying IQ questions to raise your self esteem!

Sorry Hock,

The amazing Bui is gonna post the answer right here for everyone.

Firstly, you fill the 5 litre jar.

Fill the 3 litre jar full from the 5 litre one.

So, now you have:

2 litres in the 5 litre jar.

Pour all the water from the 3 litre jar away.

Pour the 2 litres from the 5 litre jar into the 3 litre jar.

Next, fill the 5 litre jar again.

Fill the 3 litre jar. (It already has 2 litres inside so you would only need 1 litre)

Which means, the 5 litre jar now has 4 litres!