All in a Day's Work

Fighting crime. Trying to save the world. And we're just in time!

News Flash

Yesterday promised to be a day for the HeroesThree to shed their superhero responsibilities. But like every other day, the forces of evil grants them no leeway. A giant Z-monster descended onto Lange Road and consumed Astonishing Bui into the Abyss of Nightmare. Dr. Doom decided to leave a puddle of drool in Jurong which contained hypnotic abilities.

With such odds stacked against them, may God help us all... ...

The Astonishing Bui once again managed to stun his friends, fiends and fans alike as he unleashed his superior brain-power that over-powered even the vilest of Z-Monsters. (you don't get to appear on New Moon advertisements without this ability)

A brief meeting in Yishun to plan our attack on the hypnotic drool was called. The idea stemmed from (once again) Astonishing Bui that we will confuse the water by going against the current (ni shui). This elaborate plan proved to be too elaborate for even the mightiest of all heroes as the Incredible Hock interpreted the plan as diving under water. (try thinking of "ni" as snuffing out)

Despite all the planning, the Astonishing Bui succumbed to the powers of the water and started poking Fantastic Freeze and Incredible Hock's butts. Superheroes have nice and supple butts by the way. Enraged, Freeze and Hock subdued Bui. Incredible Hock was lulled by an imaginary beautiful mermaid and crashed headlong into a wall in the pool. Fantastic Freeze aggravated his eye from the water's pornographic properties.

Just as all hope seems gone, the Fantastic Freeze gave an enormous f*rt in the pool causing tiding waves to form. Together, the three heroes rode the waves and found the source of the water's hypnotic powers.

All the trouble stemmed from a piece of Dr. Doom's nose shit that was mingled with his drool.
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