Thursday, November 29, 2007

Resurrection


~~@#BREAKING NEWS#@~~

The news team has received a tip-off that there might be a possibility of the Astonishing Bui returning as a superhero.

His fellow crime-fighters, fantastic freeze and incredible hock, have allegedly obtained ancient voodoo dolls from the Bui's cupboard, and used the dolls' mystical and amazing powers to resurrect the Bui. It was rumored that the two dolls, when merged together with the power of love, will allow people to resurrect their loved ones. The sole factor lies on the love, whether it is strong enough to summon his soul and physical being back, giving him new and improved powers besides the old ones.


Apparently, with the love of his blood cousins, family members and all you people out there. He has been resurrected.

The Bui supposedly bought the dolls from a night bazaar in Tialand.
Available at all leading night bazaars for 175 baht. Get one yourself while stocks last!

Call to Order

Dearest Hock-ish Horde & Bumbling Bui,

Freaking Freeze is here to tease
It's so quiet we can hear the beezzz
Oh let'd do something
Shall we Pweeeezze?

in 2 weeks, i'll be having my hols already. ban, bui, lets go out?
out and out! movies, swimming, over-nighting!

our poor bui is suffering from nothing-to-do disease.
so we shall all lend him a helping hand!

"bui! help me fold hearts!"
"bui! i like american breakfast in the morn'!"
"bui! ..."

Warmest Regards
Freeze. =D

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Fridays with Freeze: "health check"

... ... let us all pray in unison ... ... for our ... ... fallen HERO!

... minute of silence begins ... ...

Yesterday, I the Fantastic Freeze, is about to become government property. And of course, like all "consumers", our government is very particular with regards to the quality of "product" they have purchased.

Despite my hero status, there were no special treatment from our impartial government. I was subjected to every form of examination ever imaginable.

Station 1: Checks the very blood that flows in my veins. There is a reason for anyone who has yet to be examined to be worried; because while waiting for my turn, I witnessed a guy having the needle inserted into him thrice! And another got his veins ruptured.

Station 2: Checks condition of my teeth and an X-ray on my jaw. Since I am joining the Hock in the World War, it is necessary to identify me in the very worse-case scenario. There you go, not for any Darlie advertisements ya?

Station 3: Checks condition of my chest using the X-ray. Ensure that there is enough space for them to turn me into a cyborg (by adding all the funny things into my chest. think terminator. *I should be looking more suave*) should I fail on my first battle.

Station 4: Checks condition of my eyes. Heroes generally have sharp eyes that could see quite a distance. Especially useful to spot the bus number from afar and running if necessary.

Station 5: Checks condition of my hearing. Ultrasound waves are bombarded at my ear to see what I can pick up. Porbably useful for espionage purposes, Fantastic Freeze now has the ability to hear ants talk. *there's one commenting on the smell of my feet rite now* @.@

Station 6: Checks condition of my heart, blood pressure and summary of my overall health:
pes A.

Station Last: Checks mental condition. Fantastic Freeze was put through a series of gruelling mental torture. numbers & patterns, numbers & patterns, numbers & patterns. Only with my strong mental resistance, I withstood this brain-washing session.

I have successfully completed the health examination, and is deemed ready to join my comrade in World War Hock.

Stay Tuned.

... silent minute ends ... ...


*the above contents are all fictious.

Friday, November 23, 2007

A Fallen Hero

As you switch the television on, a news flash interrupts your favourite prime-time show. "The Astonishing Bui has fallen!" The huge fonts on the screen screams at you. You turn to the other channels, every channel is the same. Yes, this is big news, the Astonishing Bui indeed has fallen. As you stared in disbelief at the puny television screen of yours, the reporter speaks in a most distressed manner.

"This morning, the Astonishing Bui is reportedly injured badly during a fight at the dojo in his school. While Bui is concentrating on his fight with weariness, more popularly known as the 'slacker syndrome', he fell and twisted his ankle real badly."

You watch in horror as the exciting fight replays itself on the screen. As the Bui was running laps up and down the dojo, weariness caught up with him, grabbed his feet while he was turning, the ankle twisting to a horrendous angle, before a loud 'cluck' is heard. The Bui falls and grimaces in pain on the floor. His able 'hero support' lifts him and he rests at the side.

Fear and sorrow creeps up on you. Now that the Bui has fallen, only Fantastic freeze and incredible Hock are left to protect you. Whats more, the incredible Hock is still having World War Hock, meaning he is preoccupied and his chances of survival are small since his fight with the sentry is evident. That leaves Fantastic Freeze alone again.

Your mouth opens and closes uncontrollably as you realise how dangerous the situation has become. Good luck to the world.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Bullsh*tting with Bui

Yo freeze!

What do you think? Thats pretty impossible right? Looks like someone cast the mind clouding charm on our dear Freeze! Your prediction is wrong! Terribly wrong!

The reason for the abandon of mission: [shin] has already been stated. It is an impossible mission. It is hopeless. And the astonishing Bui is once again looking for someone special.

xD

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Fridays with Freeze: "mysterious bui"

HHHUUUUHHHH!!

Bui! i just figured out the reason why you've decided to give up!
it can't be as simple as u lost ur perseverence.

as your elder cousin, i have
watched you grow up from a toddler.
watched your mum change your diapers.
watched you haggle with me over LEGO.
watched you bang nails into the fence in Hock's story.

AND I KNOW!
you don't give up that easily.
so here comes the moment of truth.

the ingenuity of Freeze, as he un-ravels the mystery of Bui's sudden pull-out of MISSION: [shin].

*drum rolls*
... ...
...
u found a thai girl rite?

Saturday, November 17, 2007

An Announcement

The Bui is Back once more!

And the Bui wants to say that, mission shin is no longer in operation. The chances of successful completion of the mission is so slim (about 0.001%) such that the always determined Bui had decided to give up. This does not show that he lost his power of perseverance but more of his critical thinking and analyzing which enlightened him that the mission itself was hopeless. Thus, the Bui is once more a lonely drifter.

For a full coverage of his adventures in Tialand, check out his own personal blog.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Fridays with Freeze

WWWwwwhhheeeeeeyyyyyyyy.. Haro everybody!

Being the first installation of the Fridays with Freeze show, I shall introduce the podcast that inspired me. They are the number 1 lawyers in the country, Ong & Leong.

However, they have since retired in November. This post will be done in memory of them. Their deeds include keeping many Singaporeans entertained in the Mornings. Keeping us awake, helping the bus-drivers from haveing to clean the windows excessivley (sleeping beauties have the habit of applying hair cream/gel/wax onto bus windows. it is an unique trait of theirs)

Last Episode
I made a video to their last podcast.


My Favourite Episode
Figuring out JC Sum's Magic Stunt


Have an idea why they have the power keep you awake already? hahax!

Thank You, Dan & Young of the 987 Morning Show


And soooooo, Ta Da! Fridays with Freeze is born. Although the post date is far from Friday, the reason for that name is that the idea was first visualised on a Friday (9th Nov).

*credits to Dan & Young for the podcasts

Saturday, November 3, 2007

The Adventures of Astonishing Bui

The Astonishing Bui is embarking on a trip to Tialand.

His mission: To eliminate all obstacles, hostiles, monsters, vampires, creatures, ghouls, zombies, undeads, baddies, madmen and anything else that pose a threat to the safety of the Tialand people. (more like doing community work. Lol) Yes, the Astonishing Bui has turned to an international life-saver! He will engage in more humanitarian work since the holidays promise him more free time.

However, the Astonishing Bui will not be able to leave with a peaceful mind as his absence posts great danger to the blog. With his departure, the blog will only be protected by fantastic Freeze. This is so as can be seen in the previous episode where the Incredible Hock is off at war, in a frenzy, killing both enemies and allies alike. Thus, the care of the blog is left solely in the hands of Fantastic Freeze and we hope that with his fantastic fantastic-ness, he will be able to protect the blog alone.

The Astonishing Bui has made much preparation for the impending trip to Tialand, since Tialand is rumored to have tough monsters which are really really powerful. He has injected himself with the following substances:

No.1: The Goblin serum that the Green Goblin uses which enhances strength, agility, intelligence and many other stuff. The Astonishing Bui is pretty sure that with his will power, he will be able to overcome the side-effects of the serum, which is madness. This can be seen in the Green Goblin example when Osborn turns into a baddie when the serum clouds his mind. With the serum, the Astonishing will become even more powerful and this will certainly aid him in his quest.

"Originally a normal scientist and ambitious businessman, Norman Osborn used an experimental formula which gave him superpowers but also drove him insane. When Spider-Man thwarts his plans to take over as crime boss of New York City, he dedicates himself to utterly destroying Spider-Man's life after learning his secret identity is Peter Parker. Green Goblin's powers are extreme agilities, super strength and healing any lethal wound that can kill a normal human being, such as being impaled by his glider after killing Gwen Stacy and among other things. " ~Wikipedia


No.2: The thing that turned Dr. Curt Connors into a lizard. As a result, the Astonishing Bui has a patch of scaly skin on his arm now. Although this serum gives him extra power, it might also cause him to turn into a lizard. Lets hope the condition on the arm does not worsen.

"When he lost his arm during a war, Dr. Curt Connors felt like he lost a half of himself. Obsessed with regaining his lost limb, Connors created a serum from reptilian DNA, in hope of gaining reptile-like regeneration abilities. He did regain his arm, but at a terrible price: he became a humanoid lizard, with a savage personality. In this form, he fought Spider-Man many times, who managed to cure him of his condition almost every time. The most challenging part of his life right now is living as a single father/widower to his son, Billy, after his wife, Martha, died from radiation poisoning." ~Wikipedia


No.3: The alien symbiote that formed Venom. When injected into the blood, this symbiote will bind to the nervous system and grants extraordinary strength and power. However, the person affected also becomes proud and aggressive, a nature of the symbiote itself. Thus, the Astonishing has been rather hot-tempered lately.

"When Spider-Man rid himself of the alien symbiote costume he acquired during the Secret Wars, it bonded with reporter Eddie Brock, who hated Spider-Man for causing him to lose his job and reputation. The symbiote gave Brock all of Spider-Man's powers, and even more dangerously, the knowledge of his secret identity and protection from his Spider-Sense. Venom later spawned Carnage." ~Wikipedia


With the injection of these three substances, the Astonishing Bui thinks that he is ready for the trip to Tialand. I guess you can roughly imagine how powerful he has become. He will leave on Nov6 and lets hope he brings back good news.

Friday, November 2, 2007

War Report: Part 1

Attention my dear comrades, The Hock has been engaged in a ongoing war with the world and deeply regret the lack of updates. World War Hock is expected to end soon and The Hock sure hopes it would be quick and painless. Here is a few lines that Hock managed to utter while immersed with several dozen tanks.


"Hock bash tanks!"


"Hock will win!!"


"Hock Conquer all tanks!!!"


"No mercy!!!! ARGHHHHHHH"


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It has been 6 weeks since i begin my training to be a amour technician. Much has been learned. This week i would brave my first test. Bring it on!!
*Hock RoarRR*