Fridays with Freeze: "health check"

... ... let us all pray in unison ... ... for our ... ... fallen HERO!

... minute of silence begins ... ...

Yesterday, I the Fantastic Freeze, is about to become government property. And of course, like all "consumers", our government is very particular with regards to the quality of "product" they have purchased.

Despite my hero status, there were no special treatment from our impartial government. I was subjected to every form of examination ever imaginable.

Station 1: Checks the very blood that flows in my veins. There is a reason for anyone who has yet to be examined to be worried; because while waiting for my turn, I witnessed a guy having the needle inserted into him thrice! And another got his veins ruptured.

Station 2: Checks condition of my teeth and an X-ray on my jaw. Since I am joining the Hock in the World War, it is necessary to identify me in the very worse-case scenario. There you go, not for any Darlie advertisements ya?

Station 3: Checks condition of my chest using the X-ray. Ensure that there is enough space for them to turn me into a cyborg (by adding all the funny things into my chest. think terminator. *I should be looking more suave*) should I fail on my first battle.

Station 4: Checks condition of my eyes. Heroes generally have sharp eyes that could see quite a distance. Especially useful to spot the bus number from afar and running if necessary.

Station 5: Checks condition of my hearing. Ultrasound waves are bombarded at my ear to see what I can pick up. Porbably useful for espionage purposes, Fantastic Freeze now has the ability to hear ants talk. *there's one commenting on the smell of my feet rite now* @.@

Station 6: Checks condition of my heart, blood pressure and summary of my overall health:

pes A.

Station Last: Checks mental condition. Fantastic Freeze was put through a series of gruelling mental torture. numbers & patterns, numbers & patterns, numbers & patterns. Only with my strong mental resistance, I withstood this brain-washing session.

I have successfully completed the health examination, and is deemed ready to join my comrade in World War Hock.

Stay Tuned.

... silent minute ends ... ...


*the above contents are all fictious.