Herooooooo!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA!!
Finally got my hands on these cute fatty marvels Mighty Muggs!

the OTHER bui

Heroes born under the star of Gemini usually have dual personalities. Well, Astonishing Bui will astonish all once again with his multiple personas.

Fantastic Freeze has gone undercover and retrieved information regarding the Astonishing Bui, and looks like our Hero has been under much scrutiny all this while!

Case #0611

Confidential - Danger - Confidential - Danger - Confidential

Prof. buibui
The INT of this hero easily overpowers any of his opponents, rendering them so intimidated by their own stupidity. Many of them wonder around mindless towards their demise. None of them have survived his merciless taunts, except for MMM. Enemies of Prof. buibui beware, none can hide from his all-seeing mini-eyes!

  
Gluttony bui
He has the ability to breakdown any substance on earth and extract nutrients before shitting them out. Gluttony bui's devouring capacity has yet to be found, researchers who have taken up an interest in studying him disappears often after coming close to finding this horrifying hero. Reports of researchers who've lost their minds are common too. Gluttony bui is a hero to be feared for too much is unknown about him, many believe his elusiveness just points to him being the Devil!

Astonishing Bui
Incredibly cute and astonishingly adorable. His power of attraction surpasses that of Andy Lau. Making him the most powerful GM (gay magnet) in the world.

End of Report

Super Hero Comics

Oh man.. With the Astonishing Bui out Toyko (again..) looking for Sashimi, Toyota, Sushi, Tempura, Sony and Ayumi, Fantastic Freeze freezing in the toilet as usual & MMM out cold in lalaland. Guess it's left with the Incredible Hock to do some damage!!


I'm an avid Spider-man fan since when I was a toddler
I still remember how i swung around my tiny 4-room flat causing mayhem when i was 2... months old, how I used to spray glue on poor MMM's face pretending it was web fluid attack. How ironic I grew up to become the Incredible Hulk instead of the Amazing Spider-Ban.


Ok cut the bullshit. Would like to introduce to you readers a few comics to kick start your comic reading career. Come on! We really need more young readers to keep the comics industry alive!

First up would be the Amazing Spider-Man (ASM)... like duh. After months of boycotting my beloved title due to bad art and writing, I am relief with the launch of a new arc "New Ways To Die". With everyone's favourite Spidey's artist John Romita Junior (JRJR) back for this six part issue, it is worth buy just for the nostalgic art of JRJR. Fans of old spidey's foe like Venom and Green Globin won't be disappointed as they r making a big bang come back appearance!


Each issue cost about $5 dollars and if you r lucky the price may appreciate more than 10 times. Or if u r always on a budget like the atonishing bui.. you could always approach me =) I would gladly rent u for free!

Sea Ahoy!

Damn COOL!!
My very own vessel!
Freedom~

Please click on the picture to have a better view.

Pirate Prince

Incredible Hock,
Whose dreams of becoming the King of Pirate fell wayward. So, I am the Pirate Prince. Me, Fantastic Freeze.

waa.. I can't find any games to play la! Out of boredom, I decided to visit Pirate King Online (PKO in short) website a visit. This game actually brought back fond memories of the past.

My old account is still intact! Had to try lots of usernames and passwords before I got it. LoLx!

Anyway, why fond memories? Remember how Ban and I played this game together. Think it is the 1st time we were to be playing an online game together. His character got this afro hairstyle. Cool eh?! Of course I go for the safer ones.

Here's my new character

Looks damn Jap girlie~ I know. Hahax! I love that hair though. =/

Going through this game proper made me realise the full capacity of it. Joining the Navy or Pirates? Have your own boat to go fishing!

It would be nice if we are playing it together ya? We can like join a faction together and roam the Virtual Seas... ...

maybe I'm just too bored!

Grant Grant Ga Ga

This villian is really losing it..haha
At a press conference after winning 1-0 against wigan on 170408

A deserved win Avram?
Yes

What in particular pleased you about this performance?
I am pleased.

What in particular pleased you?
[A long pause] I don't know.

Is it a relief to win here?
Yes.

You seem lost for words by the performance. Are you more satisfied with the performance or the victory?
Both.

You seem distracted. Do you have a problem?
No problem.

Is there an issue?
No. I am ok. I have nothing to say.

Do you have a message for the Chelsea fans?
Do you represent the Chelsea fans?

They [the fans] must believe you are still in the title race, do you have a message for them?
No message.

Does this result mean you are back in it now?
I don't know.

How many steps have you climbed to undertake this press conference?
I don't know.

You seem less voluble than usual. Is it because of Sky TV moving the game to a Thursday?
Maybe it's because of you. I don't know. I am ok.

You are saying that you don't know if you are still in the title race?
No.

Is it easier to say nothing Avram?
I don't know what to answer. It is a good question. I don't know what to answer.

Is this because of Sky?
No. Sky is ok. I enjoy watching them.

Is it a protest against newspapers?
No. Why?

Why else would you come in and refuse to answer our questions?
I answer every question.

You are two points behind Manchester United and you don't know if you are still in the title race?
No.

Have you told the players that you don't know if you are back in the title race?
What I tell the players is something else. You want me to tell you what I say to the players?

We just want you to answer the question really. Are you in the title race?
I don't know.

Would you not like to gain some positive publicity for the result rather than this bizarre silence?
I'm sorry. You can write whatever you want and I can answer what I want.

Michael Ballack?
Injured.

What's his problem?
Ask the doctor.

He's not here Avram.
We'll call him then.

Have you ever played the yes/no game Avram?

[Grant gets up and leaves.]

Freeze, The Tamer

A Riddle from Einstein

In a street there are five houses, painted five different colours.

In each house lives a person of different nationality.

These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

THE QUESTION : WHO OWNS THE FISH ?

HINTS :

1. The Brit lives in a red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The Green house is on the left of the White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.

*ALBERT EINSTEIN WROTE THIS RIDDLE DURING THE EARLY 19th CENTURY. HE SAID THAT 98% OF THE WORLDS' POPULATION WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO SOLVE IT.

I saw this on a my friend's blog [MaximumWell]. Have fun solving! =)

Heroic Adventures of Heroes Three

Saturday 22nd March

There are reports of a giant bee terrorizing the public at botanic gardens
The heroesthree went at once to save the day.

Before taking on the dreaded bee, the heroes three rehearse their newly developed fighting stance -- mad hugger primate on fat greedy pig, aka gay hugger stance.

However, when the giant bee showed itself, the hulk couldn't get angry enough to fight!!
The amazing Bui was gonna have a competition soon so he decided to play safe and not take on the bee.

That leaves fantastic freeze to fight alone. He whipped out his trusty "ultimate killer lightning thunder extremely scary ultra powerful intimidating umbereeeellia" ancient relic sword to engage in combat.


It works as a shield too (=


As Astonishing Bui could not engage in hand to hand combat, he had to resort to using big guns as range support.

Freeze gone mad.（走火入魔）After practising his "rain freeze" skill (it was raining during the whole frgging trip so hock suggested freeze freeze the rain), freeze went crazy and started firing upon his teammate the Bui. However, the Bui is too powerful to take any damage. Note the amused look on his face xD

IQ Question

Lol the Incredible Hock just loves to ask IQ questions.

I guess it is probably to boost his ego when others cannot answer xD.

Come on hock, you are intelligent enough (though not as smart as the bui).

You don't have to resort to annoying IQ questions to raise your self esteem!

Sorry Hock,

The amazing Bui is gonna post the answer right here for everyone.

Firstly, you fill the 5 litre jar.

Fill the 3 litre jar full from the 5 litre one.

So, now you have:

2 litres in the 5 litre jar.

Pour all the water from the 3 litre jar away.

Pour the 2 litres from the 5 litre jar into the 3 litre jar.

Next, fill the 5 litre jar again.

Fill the 3 litre jar. (It already has 2 litres inside so you would only need 1 litre)

Which means, the 5 litre jar now has 4 litres!

MMM is clueless...

Hock: Hey MMM! I have an IQ question for you!!


MMM (producing the nub look as usual) : What?


Hock (feeling less enthusiastic) : ok here goes... when you have a large pile of water (at least 1000 litres) and you are given a 3 litre jar n 5 litre jar (both irregular shapes). How would you be able to get 4 litres of water together?


MMM: Duh?? Jus get yourself a 4 litre jar toot head!


Hock (Semi-hocking up): garghhhh.... If the answer is so damn simple then it wont need no IQ! toot head!


MMM (still looking indifferent): But why in the world would people be so stupid. Getting a 4 litre is still a wiser option.


Hock (took a deep breath) : Ok lets put it this way, you have a very special plant that requires exactly 4 litres of water (in one shot) everyday if not it would die. One day u discovered that there is a hole in your 4 litre jar n u r left with ur 3 n 5 litre jar to measure. How would you be able to provide the plant with exactly 4 litres of water in one go? Any it is a public holiday!! All SHOPS are CLOSE!! So no buying of JAR!!


MMM: urm... wat kind of plant is that? Does that plant even exist????



ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

teletubbies!

tinky winky! dipsy! laalaa! po! doesnt this bring back memories=)) hehe. i am totally destroying the image of this blog LOL

JUST DO IT!

since this blog is soo dead i shall do a good deed and post some rubbish=)

ok i am feeling so guilty right now-.-MMM has been slacking away and shamelessly procrastinating on doing her work for the past few days T.T argh homework sux!! so basically i haven done or even touched any of my "holiday" hw that has already pile up so high that i can't even see its ends-.-from last friday until now, which is like wad? 5 days?!. OMG!! wad a soul-destroyingly depressing fact*slap my hand on the face and rub it to my neck*....i am so gonna die>.<

ok thats juz some of my rambling=)) wad i am actually posting on is about the nike slogan : just do it . chatting with my friends juz now and complaining about hw, one of them said that her mother juz told her to "just do it" instead of grumbling. and one time walking on the streets i saw a man wearing a tee shirt with the slogan "just did it" lol which is obviously a sarcastic reply to the nike slogan. no wonder nike is doing so good in business(owing to mothers) hahas jk.

MY SLOGAN: homework sux and it always will!

Unsung Hero

Yong Liang and his Date with Death

Greetings to all heroes out there now reading. Many of you out there, unknown and anonymous to the rest of the World.

But Today, it shall be made known to every hero, the courage of Mr. Chua Yong Liang.

Unfortunately, I don't have a better picture of him.

Today, during the late morning, Yong Liang and I decided to clean up a little for our Scout rooms. We have two rooms, a make-shift room under the staircase and a part of our school's unused rifle range.

The problem with our rooms is the chaotic state it is in. How dirty is it? Well, our store includes equipment like wooden poles, marina ropes (click here for refernce -> lashing ropes), mallets, parangs, kayaks, canvas sheets, tents.

Try to imagine a room with everything mixed around on the floor, racks. Now, picture them with rodents, lizards, cockroaches crawling in and out of the rubble. That is a very close representative of how our rooms look like, although a cockroach or lizard is very hard to come by.

However, it was not just lizards, cockroaches or rodents for that matter this time.

But a COBRA.

What happened was, we were initially cleaning out the make-shift room under the staircase first but Yong Liang went to look for more ropes to "one shot clear all" in the rifle range.

So he went into the rifle range and start looking under the canvas sheets and poles to collect the ropes, and also tidy up a little at the same time.

[Yong Liang's recollection from here]

As he was clearing, he heard a hissing sound. Very similar to a handphone vibrating in silent mode. And fortunately, he remembers that his phone is not with him!

Looking around brings him face to face to the Cobra. All flustered with its wings open, hissing for all its life is worth, poised just beside the exit as if gaurding the possible exit of its prey. With the snake ready to strike, any man would have their balls shrinking or a possible fusion.

Frozen with fear, Yong Liang stepped back slowly. And heaven and lady luck smiled upon him, as while he retreated further into the room the snake became less aggressive.

It took awhile before Yong Liang slowly inched his way out of the rifle range.

I think the courage and guts Yong Liang has shown is really commendable, for the sight of the Cobra with its wings open and hissing was really intimidating. It actually almost gave off an aura of danger.

Close Shave.

!@#^!*$

!!!! Talking about suckers!
My knee got screwed by some fat ass larhh!
He go throw the guy on my leg then it bended sideways :'(
Competition is like 2 WEEKS AWAY.
!@!#*&!(@& Dammit larhhhh

Damn worried )-=

ReAppearance

Back! From the depths of Hell I come. The Fantastic Freeze has loads to complain about, all bottled within. However, being the magnanimous hero he is, it shan't be pursued.

The purpose of today's post also do not permit the air-ing of such grievance.

You Eat SH*T!

HeHex. The Fantastic Freeze, the Fantastic Hero, has once again triumphed over evil. In the process of doing so, vanquished / destroyed / annihilated every entity that emanate any foul presence. It was never an easy road I took. Reference books were scoured for the steps and procedures for the cleansing of Earth.

Today is the day, all heroes shall rejoice.

Im back. From the depths of Hell.

The Fantastic Freeze

On another note, Welcome No. 5! Hahax! This feels like the "L" thing la.

The Chronicles of AhSia (guest starring the incredicle hock)

What would heroes in this universe do without the existence of super-villain and menaces, evil beings and monkeys.


Let me unveil the first super menace of our blog! *symphony music started playing*
WTF! PLAY SOME OTHER TUNE! (mus be the deed of MMM, adding lame symphony tune into our library of heroic soundtracks)
*a mysteriously evil tune started playing*
Erm hum! Our blog first featured menace: THE MENACING AH SIA KIA!! A.K.A RICH MAN'S KID WHO ALSO ACTS SISSY.


Ok since this is his first appearance lets not go too hard on him...


Hock: hey u AH SIA! how r u going home today??
Ah Sia: Urm my mum a.k.a my personal chauffeur would be fetching.
Hock: Urm... hock thought ur hse is only 5mins away??
Ah Sia: Oh sorry but *pulling up his jeans revealing his calf* look at my muscles there.. they r so puny(emphasized the word puny proudly)


HOCK IMMEDIATELY TURNED NASTY GREEN while Ah Sia stare helplessly at him. BOOM! BOOM!!!! BOOM!!! Ah Sia was totally caught off guard by the ferocious HOCK PUNCH! (heard ah sia muttering something like he was gonna call his dad a.k.a his personal body guard but Hock gives no damn) BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!! Ah Sia was lying unconscious on the concrete floor bleeding from all holes. TELL UR WIFE NEXT TIME THAT U HAVE A PUNY D**K TOO! PIECE OF TRASH!


AND ONCE AGAIN THE NATION IS MADE MORE PLEASANT BY THE INCREDIBLE HOCK!!

INtroduction! Girl Power!

*Symphony Music begins to play*

A Superheroine walks up to the stage.

ERM HUM*clears throat*

"all right ppl i hereby announce that ME the WONDERFUL, AMAZING INCREDIBLE, FORMIDABLE, NINTH WONDER OF THE WORLD will be part of this kinda lame blog from now on. ahahahaha~~~!!! and my no. will be no.5!! anyways i am also known as MMM or meaningless mingming to some, such an ironic name to such an amazing hero like me isn't it?"

*pandemonium broke out among the other HEROES. Coca cola cans and slippers are thrown*

"Ouch ouch! WAD? GET OUT?! NOOO!*evil smile*"

"ok shall not crap anymore=) HAVE A GOOD DAY!MY FELLOWS UNDERLINGS"

*more rubbish were thrown*

PS: i noe this caplocks thing is irritating but dun worry it is only for this special introduction post>.<

Valentines

To Ban: Hail the incredible Hock! The ever incredible person who can make an amazing joke out of anything! I love your craziness and your wit! The incredible ability to cheer us up! Although you are the number one pang-seh kia among the three of the heroes, I want you to know that we won't ever hold it against you. Haha i hope your gf wun be jealous, but we all love you! hahaha gay post. Happy valentines and good luck!

To freeze: Yo freeze. The ever ever ever nice and listening cousin. Always so nice to me and always listening intently to my worries. You are like a best friend to me, truly. I remembered your conversation with me after the disappointment of YSC 2007. You listened to what i had to say, and replied to me the most encouraging and meaningful words that really made me stand up again so quickly. Thank you for just being there for me all this while. Yea we love you too! Happy valentines!

Mission Bin

Hello Heroes!

I miss this place. Let's go? =D

Think of the fun we'll have! You know I realise I've never been there with Hock?

We can wake up early to cycle/canoe/swim! At night we can have *creepy* night walks. Exciting right?!?!

Come on! I so so so do wana go!

A Heroic Reunion

***News Flash***

Acting on an anonymous tip-off, the "Heroes Daily" news team sent an elite group of paparazzis to check out the House of B(ui). The source has suggested that there could be a secret and private meeting of the 3 greatest heroes of all time, the Incredible Hock, Fantastic Freeze and the Astonishing Bui. A private meeting could suggest a discussion of new strategies, or a meeting to discuss a huge disaster that is imminent. Whatever it is, the news team set foot to dig up the truth.

Owing to the fact that the 3 heroes, especially the Astonishing Bui, have an enhanced sense of smell and could smell "a rat" from afar, the news team sent the most experienced group. Furthermore, the House of B is heavily secured by electronic gadgets and an amateur reporter will trigger off the alarm without even setting an inch of his foot in the compound.

The group decided to use a mechanical rat to accomplish their task. The rat is set loose in the house to distract the heroes so that they could be photographed secretly.

The following are pictures captured. All pictures are property of "Heroes Daily"

The suiave heroes hanging around, trying to find something to do.

The always fantastic Freeze caught the rat first, but that created much unhappiness as the bored heroes had nothing else to do. Thus, he let the rat off again.

The Bui caught the rat next and the Hock was seen giving a smirk. (Actually the news team thinks that he was just simply disgusted at Bui's act-cuteness and not jealous of Bui's catch.) After the picture was taken, the rat wheezed out of Bui's hand to the surprise of the heroes.

Fearing that the rat might be dangerous, (such as a bomb sent to assasinate them) the heroes grew afraid and launch an all out search. However, it ended up that MMM saved the day. What a disappointing ending.

THe turn of events suggests that MMM might become the greatest hero of all time.....

This is alpha paparazzi team reporting......

M M M Strikes Back

Yes! The Meaningless Ming Ming is back! She just posted me a question that require high level of intelligent thinking and grinding of the mind.

Let me share the smart question with all of you friends out there:
(those with unstable mental state are advise to avoid attempt esp. Bui)

"Cha Siew" Bao and "Plain" Bao went to catch an film together. "Cha Siew" Bao can't control its sobs throughout the emotional film while Plain Bao didn't even produce a single tear. Why?

Two Sisters

Hello Everybody!

Here's the scenario:

Two sisters, Mary and Jane, attended a funeral.
Mary saw Peter during the funeral and developed a crush on him.
A few weeks later, Jane died.


How do you play?
Simple. Just post under comments, questions for me to answer in order for you to unravel this scenario and figure out the whole story. The catch is, I can only reply a "Yes" or "No" to your questions.

Good Luck Ladies & Gentlemen! =)

*edit as of Wednesday, 6th Feb 2008
try after try the heroes relentlessly attacked the question
and here's the answer...........

Mary killed Jane, because she wants to create another funeral for another chance to meet Peter.
and no, Peter is not Spiderman. no

Memoirs of .. .. well .. .. a Roach

Hiding in the dark
The floor is cold on my feet
I can hear people talking in the background
*chatter chatter*

It smells of food here
Bananas, Chicken, my all-time favourite
Water Melons!
But I have to resist this temptation

For what lays opposite of this cold floor
Is my food haven
Fish, Char Siew, and the occasional Chicken Curry
*Mmm. Yum*

With the first glimpse of light
I lunged forward... ...
To freedom!
And food!

But alas!
I got trapped..
So near, and yet so far
Half in heaven, and the other in Hell

Such is my desperation
A little jiggle and a wiggle
Lo and behold!
At last... ...

And the first thing i chance upon
Was a boy
All of 165 centimetres
Shock and disgust written all over his ugly face

Of course I dived for cover!
Under a pair of slippers I went
Squeezing every ounce of myself
under that cozy dark soft platform

Everything turns black
I see God
I have reached...

First Blood!

Overwhelmed !

Mission Log
Phase 1

Commencement of mission on 21st Jan 2008, 0400hours.

As according to Plan G.

Initiating freeze - ing protocols with Astonishing Bui in deep slumber.

Met with resistance at approximately 46% of mission.

Mucus has begun overflowing out of the Astonishing Bui and advancing.

It seems that Mucus is taking on Bui's frustrations.

Decision to continue with mission.

Switching to Plan C.

Concentration of freeze particles on Bui's vital Mucus production parts.

**** has been completed freezed.

77% mission completed.

Remaining part is the object between Bui's ears.

Careful observation reveals irregular pulsing of object.

Enameating high heat levels, turning the very sweat on Bui into vapor.

Mucus has completed poisoning of Fantastic Freeze.

Mission ABORT!!!

Mission Failed, completion remains at 82%.

Requesting Reinforcements ... ...

- Over and Out -

Bui, you know your mucus kana me how jia lat not. I forgot to take my wallet and handphone three times in these three days liao. Lucky three times also have my friends reminding me to take.

Today, I freaking took the wrong bus home la! 151 become 154.

I eat fish the fish bone pierce all the way through my gum. sigh...

World War Aftermath: Damage report

Went for my medical review today, granted 2 months excuses from various duties and exercises. many of my acquaintance would be excited about the prospect of being excuse from all the work and tough trainings. Sometimes it still perplex me why would they rather be ill then go through tough trainings that are meant to do good to their health. It's saddening that there are growing numbers of such 'soft' ppl around us.

As the oldest member of the heroes three team I only have one advice:
'With great powers comes great responsibility'
(yea i know, i did ask permission from peter to borrow his phrase)

God gave us the ability to work to think and to live so please think and work and live your life to the fullest.



Good for you if you could understand, I certainly can't ... well except mayb for that first few lines. Do you ever wonder why doctors write like that? Feels ironic to their profession; they are suppose to be patient yet their hand writing reflects impatient, they required a steady hand to conduct a precision surgery. Man.. do they teach that in medical schools?

Note to Bui: Get well soon Bui Bui, though u are no longer the cute little Bui Bui but you would always be the cute little Bui Bui in Freeze and my heart~~ We hope you get well soon!

Note to Freeze: Eh think you better unleash your fantastic freezing combo and freeze that Bui nose and head. Freeze all those bloody slimy mucus that Bui Bui is producing (beware- gotta need lots of your power, don't be caught off guard by the sheer power of Bui's mucus). Freeze his bloody head always got fever fever fever, study too much liao la!.... oh ya hor.. should freeze all his books! so he cannot study anymore! yea~ Next stop: Operation Freeze Bui (OFB)

Note to Bui: Sorry for the friendly fire Bui... OFB is for your own good, we hope you would cooperate n don't struggle, it will make the process less uglier. Don't ask me when i would be carrying out OFB, it's confidential.

Pro - Tego !

An Apple a day keeps the Doctor away!

Bui,

Remember the letter we (Ban & Freeze) gave u? When you were down with Hand-Foot-Mouth Disease. Sorry, on behalf on both of us (Ban & Freeze), for our busy army/school schedules and neglected any form of concern for you.

Sooo, take care ya? Ban misses coming to your house. Freeze wants to chill in ur room. Let's meet up next week (26/1 or 27/1)? Hope to see you. =)

Get Well Soon!

Regards

Freeze

c(#)~

Fantastic Me, Freeze!

For everyone's info, we only managed to carry these 8 poles to its destination after 3 pit stops.

Bui, the Shield.

Lifted from Ban's comment on my blog.

"Wa liew dun so the emo lae.. ur family will always be there for u de. Bui n I would be the first to fight for u. Bui will act as shield then we jus hide behind him if really get into fight sure win 1"

Hahax.. sometimes Ban really knows how to crack me up. =)
Thanks!