Phase 1
Commencement of mission on 21st Jan 2008, 0400hours.
As according to Plan G.
Initiating freeze - ing protocols with Astonishing Bui in deep slumber.
Met with resistance at approximately 46% of mission.
Mucus has begun overflowing out of the Astonishing Bui and advancing.
It seems that Mucus is taking on Bui's frustrations.
Decision to continue with mission.
Switching to Plan C.
Concentration of freeze particles on Bui's vital Mucus production parts.
**** has been completed freezed.
77% mission completed.
Remaining part is the object between Bui's ears.
Careful observation reveals irregular pulsing of object.
Enameating high heat levels, turning the very sweat on Bui into vapor.
Mucus has completed poisoning of Fantastic Freeze.
Mission ABORT!!!
Mission Failed, completion remains at 82%.
Requesting Reinforcements ... ...
- Over and Out -
Bui, you know your mucus kana me how jia lat not. I forgot to take my wallet and handphone three times in these three days liao. Lucky three times also have my friends reminding me to take.
Today, I freaking took the wrong bus home la! 151 become 154.
I eat fish the fish bone pierce all the way through my gum. sigh...
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