Thursday, January 31, 2008

Two Sisters

Hello Everybody!

Here's the scenario:

Two sisters, Mary and Jane, attended a funeral.
Mary saw Peter during the funeral and developed a crush on him.
A few weeks later, Jane died.


How do you play?
Simple. Just post under comments, questions for me to answer in order for you to unravel this scenario and figure out the whole story. The catch is, I can only reply a "Yes" or "No" to your questions.

Good Luck Ladies & Gentlemen! =)

*edit as of Wednesday, 6th Feb 2008
try after try the heroes relentlessly attacked the question
and here's the answer...........

Mary killed Jane, because she wants to create another funeral for another chance to meet Peter.
and no, Peter is not Spiderman. no

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Memoirs of .. .. well .. .. a Roach

Hiding in the dark
The floor is cold on my feet
I can hear people talking in the background
*chatter chatter*

It smells of food here
Bananas, Chicken, my all-time favourite
Water Melons!
But I have to resist this temptation

For what lays opposite of this cold floor
Is my food haven
Fish, Char Siew, and the occasional Chicken Curry
*Mmm. Yum*

With the first glimpse of light
I lunged forward... ...
To freedom!
And food!

But alas!
I got trapped..
So near, and yet so far
Half in heaven, and the other in Hell

Such is my desperation
A little jiggle and a wiggle
Lo and behold!
At last... ...

And the first thing i chance upon
Was a boy
All of 165 centimetres
Shock and disgust written all over his ugly face

Of course I dived for cover!
Under a pair of slippers I went
Squeezing every ounce of myself
under that cozy dark soft platform

Everything turns black
I see God
I have reached...
First Blood!

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Overwhelmed !

Mission Log
Phase 1

Commencement of mission on 21st Jan 2008, 0400hours.

As according to Plan G.
Initiating freeze - ing protocols with Astonishing Bui in deep slumber.

Met with resistance at approximately 46% of mission.
Mucus has begun overflowing out of the Astonishing Bui and advancing.

It seems that Mucus is taking on Bui's frustrations.

Decision to continue with mission.
Switching to Plan C.
Concentration of freeze particles on Bui's vital Mucus production parts.

**** has been completed freezed.
77% mission completed.
Remaining part is the object between Bui's ears.

Careful observation reveals irregular pulsing of object.
Enameating high heat levels, turning the very sweat on Bui into vapor.

Mucus has completed poisoning of Fantastic Freeze.

Mission ABORT!!!

Mission Failed, completion remains at 82%.
Requesting Reinforcements ... ...

- Over and Out -

Bui, you know your mucus kana me how jia lat not. I forgot to take my wallet and handphone three times in these three days liao. Lucky three times also have my friends reminding me to take.

Today, I freaking took the wrong bus home la! 151 become 154.

I eat fish the fish bone pierce all the way through my gum. sigh...

Monday, January 21, 2008

World War Aftermath: Damage report

Went for my medical review today, granted 2 months excuses from various duties and exercises. many of my acquaintance would be excited about the prospect of being excuse from all the work and tough trainings. Sometimes it still perplex me why would they rather be ill then go through tough trainings that are meant to do good to their health. It's saddening that there are growing numbers of such 'soft' ppl around us.

As the oldest member of the heroes three team I only have one advice:
'With great powers comes great responsibility'
(yea i know, i did ask permission from peter to borrow his phrase)

God gave us the ability to work to think and to live so please think and work and live your life to the fullest.

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Good for you if you could understand, I certainly can't ... well except mayb for that first few lines. Do you ever wonder why doctors write like that? Feels ironic to their profession; they are suppose to be patient yet their hand writing reflects impatient, they required a steady hand to conduct a precision surgery. Man.. do they teach that in medical schools?



Note to Bui: Get well soon Bui Bui, though u are no longer the cute little Bui Bui but you would always be the cute little Bui Bui in Freeze and my heart~~ We hope you get well soon!

Note to Freeze: Eh think you better unleash your fantastic freezing combo and freeze that Bui nose and head. Freeze all those bloody slimy mucus that Bui Bui is producing (beware- gotta need lots of your power, don't be caught off guard by the sheer power of Bui's mucus). Freeze his bloody head always got fever fever fever, study too much liao la!.... oh ya hor.. should freeze all his books! so he cannot study anymore! yea~ Next stop: Operation Freeze Bui (OFB)

Note to Bui: Sorry for the friendly fire Bui... OFB is for your own good, we hope you would cooperate n don't struggle, it will make the process less uglier. Don't ask me when i would be carrying out OFB, it's confidential.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Pro - Tego !

An Apple a day keeps the Doctor away!

Bui,

Remember the letter we (Ban & Freeze) gave u? When you were down with Hand-Foot-Mouth Disease. Sorry, on behalf on both of us (Ban & Freeze), for our busy army/school schedules and neglected any form of concern for you.

Sooo, take care ya? Ban misses coming to your house. Freeze wants to chill in ur room. Let's meet up next week (26/1 or 27/1)? Hope to see you. =)

Get Well Soon!

Regards
Freeze
c(#)~

Monday, January 14, 2008

Fantastic Me, Freeze!

For everyone's info, we only managed to carry these 8 poles to its destination after 3 pit stops.

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Bui, the Shield.

Lifted from Ban's comment on my blog.

"Wa liew dun so the emo lae.. ur family will always be there for u de. Bui n I would be the first to fight for u. Bui will act as shield then we jus hide behind him if really get into fight sure win 1"

Hahax.. sometimes Ban really knows how to crack me up. =)
Thanks!